Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Bali: Culture-Shockier than even Japan!

Hi all! I'm doing well here in Bali. Most people here speak passable English, so it's somewhat surprising to be able to talk with random passersby on the street. Unfortunately, most Indonesians you meet here in Kuta are so desperate to earn a buck that conversations attempted are invariably steered toward a sales pitch of some sort. It's never fun to tell poorer people no thanks, especially after an earnest and well-intentioned sales attempt in asecond language, so I've learned to simply ignore all the Indonesians who greet me as I wander the streets. Don't look, don't talk, don't entertain the notion I'm interested buying anything. So I go from Japan, where everone ignores me because I can't speak Japanese, to Bali, where I ignore everyone even though they can speak English and don't ignore me. The desperate hawker-to-tourist ratio is approximately 1:1. which is a tad depressing.

At first I blamed the sorry state of Bali's economy to capitalism run amok. Too many first world country tourists (e.g. Australians, Franche, German, etc. Americans are exceedingly rare here.) treating the Balinese as cheap inhuman servants had led to a population comprised mostly of servile near-beggars. Or so I thought, wondering if I was finally turning into an anti-capitalism leftist.

Then I had a conversation with a taxi driver in which I expressed my surprise at Bali's kind but overwhelming salesman culture. Balinese people are generally all-smiles, happy-go-lucky types, but after I mentioned this the driver snarled with disgust. "It didn't used to be like this," he said angrily. "The bombings have completely changed Bali." He was referring to the Al-Qaeda bombings of 2002 which killed a couple hundred (I think that was the death toll) tourists and Indonesians at a few dance clubs here in Kuta. After the bombings, my driver told me, tourists stopped coming altogether and Bali's economy pretty much collapsed. Multiple hotels and resorts shut down, instantly unemploying thousands and leading to the aforementioned desperate hawker-to-tourist ratio. Since this conversation, I've talked with many other local people, and a clear consesus has emerged: goddamn those bastard terrorists for what they've done here.

This is all kind of interesting to me. At first I was shifting lefty anti-capitalist, and now I'm turning back rightward to my old "kill-the-bastards" frame of mind. Keep in mind, it's not as if all on the political left are buddybuddy to terrorists (although many are, unfortunately). But while the political right issues condemnation (often blind condemnation, which is stupid, to their discredit), the left pretty much offers mealy-mouth exculpation, in the form of self-flagellating speeches on "root causes" or the asinine mantra of "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter." So, I'm feeling fairly conservative here in Bali. Whodathunk.

Anyhoo, here's a picture I took. Have a great day!

A rare beach view that doesn't show throngs of sunburnt Australians (they were reclining behind me as I shot this). Most of the beaches here are full of topless women, but if I posted a picture with that sort of scenery all my regular readers would have to upgrade (via Visa or MasterCard) to the "Crepuscular Ray Gold Membership Package."

7 comments:

tvthax said...

I envy your travels. My trip to Breckenridge this weekend will be a real "getaway" for me. I may never see the other half of the world.

Anonymous said...

Sure you will if you want to bad enough. As you progress in your career, you'll earn more money and (hopefully) be able to command longer stretches of time off. All you need for a decent foreign vacation is about 10 days and a halfway-generous credit limit. You can make it happen, but you have to really want it.

Anonymous said...

Yeah yeah yeah bali blah blah blah.. On to more important things. Whats this I hear about the Crepuscular Ray Gold Membership Program? I am interested in your product and would like to recieve coorespondance with your company.

Anonymous said...

Topless women in public?!?! That kind of behavior is diplorable! That kind of wreckless display has no place in a civilazied world. I hope that someone is contacting the authorities!! I am praying for all their souls!! FOR SHAME!

Anonymous said...

I am watching the news daily half expecting to hear that you have set off some sort of cival war or international incident or something along those lines. But alas every night I am disapointed. Come on Jon, lets get to it. Like you are just sight seeing over there.. Remember the mission!! No Retreat, NO SURRENDER!

Anonymous said...

It's rather heartening to discover that Bizarro Errol is really such a douche. If it's been determined by quantum forces that I'm actually his polar opposite, I think I just might have something to offer the world.

Anonymous said...

Whoever is geographically closest to Errol needs to make a road trip to Boulder and smack him around a bit. Manifestation of multiple personalities practically demands this course of action.